I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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