so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
