I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
