i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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