She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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