So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
