Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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