Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize