I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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