so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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