i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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