I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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