I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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