I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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