I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
