I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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