3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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