I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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