she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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