between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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