you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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