This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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