Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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