I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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