Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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