Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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