Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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