Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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