what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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