dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You may now shotgun with the bride
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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