problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Welp...herpes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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