For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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