this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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