We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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