Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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