She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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