Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Enjoy the penises
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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