none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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