I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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