Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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