I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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