We won't sleep together?
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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