did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
