if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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