AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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