I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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