What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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