Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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