im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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