your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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