glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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