Yo dont text me then not text me
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I love you.
Bad choice
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