There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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