it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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