yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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