My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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