Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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