But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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